A look at life from the POV of an agoraphobic.
Because with Nina – it’s always about the funny; no matter how unsettling the context or disturbing the content.
No matter what. so..
I had my dreams shattered by the person who sold me how to make them true. I even sold it to others. I am not sure how to find that funny, but it’s not really a current issues or even in the parking lot.
I get all the irony, dramatic tension, but I am not seeing that joke being on me or anyone funny. It’s the emotional disconnect, and I have a pretty gallows sense of humour.
Lezzie Bruce, Droll King Lesbian, eh
Depending on my mood, how confident that I feel; that I alternate between The Shut In Stand Up and Lezzie Bruce; without notice. I paradigm shift without a clutch.
Trump: a romance better than Twilight
CoffeeWorld: Brazil’s Olympic Circus Act
Fairness and Proportionality, eh?
Custom Tech Service: Call Centerese
Dear Taylor Swift No words for you
Swift Mashes Spice Girls and Elvis
Lesbian Porn: The Suburban Edition
Coffee Culture and Social Revolutionaries
If it’s your 1st day on the net: The Three Internet Laws and rule 34
The One with all the Penguin Posts
A Question for Christians… Of Myths and Legends
Canada Election: Peter Mansbridge
The Pope, Dali Lama and Aga Khan Walk into a Bar
People and Pets are Indistinguishable: Furbabies Rule
North American Holiday: Real Thanksgiving
A Dyke In HeteroBurbia: DIY Retail Adventures
TTP: The Pacific Rim’s Gateway: Lotusland
Chondria: IF there’s Hypo- is there a Hyper-?
Memeages: the Evolution of a meme: Team A-Holes
Tech Support vs Supportive Tech
Star Trek vs Babylon 5: The Russians
Canadian Humour: Racoon Butter
Elvis is Alive but Paul is Dead?
At the Movies: Ricochet and Rim Shots
What Does “Privacy” Mean Anymore Anyways?
Managment: Pointy Hair Bosses 101
Style Slash Awkward
Oh You mean The Beardless Ones
Canada’s new Meme Sensation: Lying Piece of Shit Man
Political Optics Watch: Stephen Harper’s Hair
Being a Lesbian in Heteroburbia
Words, Those Words, and The Words One Doesn’t Say
Advanced Internet: Troll Baiting
Primate World: Chimps and Bonobos
How to Play “More Victim than Thou”
I still think Evil Bert is funny
Spoiler Alert: Life Doesn’t Come with Warning Labels
From the Files of Police Squad! Priscilla Presley
Dear Whoopi : Celebrity makes men worse, not better eh?
O is for Obama – Statesman on the Staged World
Dear World: Rambos are the Problem, not the Solution
The Fire Hatrick: Going So Beyond Will
If this is not your first day online, this post is not for you
Calgary Stampede: Ironically Iconic
Did I talk Libby Davies Out of The Closet?
Talking with Heterosexuals about The Closet
Monkey See Monkey Do: Constructing the Human Condition: Nurture Nature, eh?
LOLStraights: Did Ted Cruz sing it or not?
Elevator Saga 3.0: Nina vs Senior Partner Lawyer
Canada’s Bicoastal tribute to Lesbians
Free Speech is Not Consequence Free Nor Limited to First
Hey Jerry: try being funny about something.
Understanding the Human Centric Universe
Only the Shittiest Pretend Systemic and Ethnic Oppression Doesn’t Exist
Dear Agoraphobic Diary: I am embarrassed to be white.
Putting “the joke” INTO historical professional context
Finding the Funny: Religion vs Sex
Writer’s Coinage: From Words to Messages on Memes
Greek 101: The Coffee Table Edition
The Limitations of Swear Words
Dried Poacher Testicles Cures AIDs and Everything!
YAY me on the Leaderboard: Bin Laden Points
Bullying: if we stop it in schools; how will the children be prepared for the workplace?
Lunchroom Tales! Bacon The Great Divider
Diva Down: The Marketing Gimmick and the Art of the Repackage
When did pedophilia stop being a cultural norm?
GeekWorld Shocker: The Luddite Lashback
Can I haz the Million Dollars now Please?
And in this corner: MAGIC UNDERWEAR Destiny Boy!
Dear Conservative Ladies Against Women
If you could have a choice of lunch guest?
Christian love not beleiveable and their marketing sucks
Lost and Found: The Ark of the Covenant
SpaceWatch: New Shepard – seriously?
Life or a Reasonable Facsimile
CanaDUH! Hockey Hall’er The Ungreat One: Gretzky fukked a puck
Godbot Watch: Kindly Update your “D&D” to “Harry Potter”
Did Ted Cruz, USA Prez-idate, Just volunteer to be Assassinated?
Creative Activist Watch: Manchester England UK!
Tabbing Through the Tabloids: Bruce/Belinda Jenner
Dear Templeton Foundation – about your mission
Citizen Kane Spoiler: Rosebud wasn’t the Sled
ReligionWatch: The Pope vs Dali Lama
False Prophet Watch: Dr. Oz was never a medical doctor
Anyone else bored of Affluent Brat-o-Crats?
The Canadian Identity Revealed
The Scoundrel Defence Dismantled
WastrelWatch: Michael The Boob, Eh?
Dear Fat White Guys Who All Look and Sound Alike:
PrimateWatch: The Age of the Chimp Dawns
Is it time to restrict Men from the Public Square?
ReligionWatch: FSM – USA President Obama is a Pirate
Control vs Influence: O Canada, eh?
GlobeWatch: Wot’s New Down Under – ‘Stralia?
The Beasty Slippery Slope Fallacy
Religionwatch: Pizza Bigots Pwn Other Bigots
ElvisWorld: Spring Renews and Reboots
ReligionWatch: Presleytarian Extremist Fringe
Stupid Pride: The Picking On Order
Workforce Adjustments: Charity Burn Out
United States of Ammosexuals vs Canadian Back Bacon
Shut In Stand Up: the grocery store trip
Dear Sarah Palin: Shouldn’t You be in the Kitchen?
Canada Etiquette: The Three Forbidden Topics
The Do Not Get In-between Scale
LezFlirt: Prince Not So Charming
celebrity and politics… then and now. eh?
Queen Emma of England has an awesome ring to it
Economics Watch: Canada, eh? Edition
Feb 12, 2015
Public Works – From Antiquity to Eternity
Modernizing Inter-Demographic Hatred
Alt.Medicine: Dried Poacher Testicles cures AIDs
Blogosphere: Irony Metre Explodes
MusicWorld: Is this Kanye West’s Milli Vanille Moment?
Dear Denmark and Russia: you can suck it
Proof that all that glitters is not gold
is the BC Government trying to get us drunk?
Dear Agoraphobic Diary: Joan Rivers Day
Modesty: Oppressed vs consentual discrimination
Where is Godzilla when we need him?
Places I google mapped before my own address
Religionwatch: The motivational Industry
Jokes: Why Humour is Subjective
Poe’s Law and Resolving Cognitive Dissonance
From Nosey Landlady to The Shut In Stand Up
Gagging: The Canadian Hat Trick Joke Structure
Total Perspective Vortex: Now online
Resolving Cognitive Dissonance
Making Manic Depression Do the Cooking
What do atheists have for brunch?
Nina’s True Tech Support Tales!
Does these mean catalog burnings?
Dear Agoraphobic Diary – Sept 5 2013
Lezzie Bruce: Het Vaginas Monolog while Lesbian Vaginas Dialog
Welcome to Public Service Appreciation Week
Creature Feature: Homo Sapiens
Connecting to mainstream humour
Honestly: Why are there still straight people?
File Under: Save Before You Post
Coping with Cognitive Dissonance
Nurturing Nature – Up Pompeii
America vs Canada: Sex in Politics
Theory of Relatability: Player One seeking Player Two
Humour – it lifts and separates
Lezzie Bruce sez: Royal Families of Europe? I hear banjos
Long Live the King! Lezzie Bruce: Droll King Lesbian
Truth is not as subjective as people think
Lesbian worship – Ikea and beyond
coincidence + correlation = freaking funny
Life…not unlike a Steve Jackson Find Your own Fate Book
I’d Like to Teach the World: Sustainability
Peter Principle: You will be promoted to the highest level of your incompetence
The secret to comedy is essential painful truth
I think therefore I am, I think…
Don’t Talk to Me about Reality
Shut In Stand Up – Now available in memes
Reflections upon a happy childhood
Mental Health and the Creative Arts
unrepentant carnivore turned vegetarian
Mass Production or Production of the Masses
Tryggvason is my people. My name is Nina
Agoraphobic Philosopher – 2b or Not 2b – in the big blue room
Hatrick – Left, Right then straight to the heart of it…
I don’t anthropomorphize homo sapiens
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