A look at life from the POV of an agoraphobic.
Because with Nina – it’s always about the funny; no matter how unsettling the context or disturbing the content.
No matter what. so..
I had my dreams shattered by the person who sold me how to make them true. I even sold it to others. I am not sure how to find that funny, but it’s not really a current issues or even in the parking lot.
I get all the irony, dramatic tension, but I am not seeing that joke being on me or anyone funny. It’s the emotional disconnect, and I have a pretty gallows sense of humour.
Lezzie Bruce, Droll King Lesbian, eh
Depending on my mood, how confident that I feel; that I alternate between The Shut In Stand Up and Lezzie Bruce; without notice. I paradigm shift without a clutch.
Trump: a romance better than Twilight
But “Lesbians are Hot”
LotusLand: Vancouver BC
CoffeeWorld: Brazil’s Olympic Circus Act
Fairness and Proportionality, eh?
Rumors are Innuendo, Assumers
Forced OS…The Ultimate Virus?
Understanding Blasphemy 101
Lesbian Assumptions Busted
Custom Tech Service: Call Centerese
The Tool Job
Dear Taylor Swift No words for you
Funny search terms
Swift Mashes Spice Girls and Elvis
A Guide of Manual Handbooks
The Pooh Skull
Barbie: For Girls and Boys
Like Growing Up is a Trap, eh
Lesbian Porn: The Suburban Edition
Coffee Culture and Social Revolutionaries
If it’s your 1st day on the net: The Three Internet Laws and rule 34
The One with all the Penguin Posts
A Question for Christians… Of Myths and Legends
The Dark side of Barbie
Canada Election: Peter Mansbridge
The Pope, Dali Lama and Aga Khan Walk into a Bar
People and Pets are Indistinguishable: Furbabies Rule
North American Holiday: Real Thanksgiving
A Dyke In HeteroBurbia: DIY Retail Adventures
We Have Lost “Phone Voice”
Glasses: Extending the Senses
TTP: The Pacific Rim’s Gateway: Lotusland
Chondria: IF there’s Hypo- is there a Hyper-?
Memeages: the Evolution of a meme: Team A-Holes
Tech Support vs Supportive Tech
Star Trek vs Babylon 5: The Russians
Canadian Humour: Racoon Butter
Elvis is Alive but Paul is Dead?
At the Movies: Ricochet and Rim Shots
What Does “Privacy” Mean Anymore Anyways?
Managment: Pointy Hair Bosses 101
Oh You mean The Beardless Ones
Canada’s new Meme Sensation: Lying Piece of Shit Man
Meow Meow Harper Meow Meow
Political Optics Watch: Stephen Harper’s Hair
Being a Lesbian in Heteroburbia
Words, Those Words, and The Words One Doesn’t Say
Advanced Internet: Troll Baiting
Primate World: Chimps and Bonobos
How to Play “More Victim than Thou”
I still think Evil Bert is funny
Spoiler Alert: Life Doesn’t Come with Warning Labels
When Jargon Jumps the Shark
Here Kitty Kitty!
From the Files of Police Squad! Priscilla Presley
Dear Whoopi : Celebrity makes men worse, not better eh?
O is for Obama – Statesman on the Staged World
Dear World: Rambos are the Problem, not the Solution
The Fire Hatrick: Going So Beyond Will
The Cracker Barrel Petition
Is it just me?
Are slugs homeless snails?
If this is not your first day online, this post is not for you
Calgary Stampede: Ironically Iconic
Did I talk Libby Davies Out of The Closet?
Talking with Heterosexuals about The Closet
Monkey See Monkey Do: Constructing the Human Condition: Nurture Nature, eh?
LOLStraights: Did Ted Cruz sing it or not?
Elevator Saga 3.0: Nina vs Senior Partner Lawyer
Canada’s Bicoastal tribute to Lesbians
Free Speech is Not Consequence Free Nor Limited to First
Pig See, Monkey Do?
Hey Jerry: try being funny about something.
Understanding the Human Centric Universe
Only the Shittiest Pretend Systemic and Ethnic Oppression Doesn’t Exist
Dear Agoraphobic Diary: I am embarrassed to be white.
Who is Canada’s Sarah Palin?
Putting “the joke” INTO historical professional context
TV Concept: Gladiator a go go
The Banana Joke
Finding the Funny: Religion vs Sex
Writer’s Coinage: From Words to Messages on Memes
Finding the Funny
Greek 101: The Coffee Table Edition
The Limitations of Swear Words
Dried Poacher Testicles Cures AIDs and Everything!
YAY me on the Leaderboard: Bin Laden Points
Bullying: if we stop it in schools; how will the children be prepared for the workplace?
Lunchroom Tales! Bacon The Great Divider
Diva Down: The Marketing Gimmick and the Art of the Repackage
When did pedophilia stop being a cultural norm?
GeekWorld Shocker: The Luddite Lashback
Can I haz the Million Dollars now Please?
And in this corner: MAGIC UNDERWEAR Destiny Boy!
dear straight people
Dear Conservative Ladies Against Women
If you could have a choice of lunch guest?
Christian love not beleiveable and their marketing sucks
Lost and Found: The Ark of the Covenant
SpaceWatch: New Shepard – seriously?
Life or a Reasonable Facsimile
CanaDUH! Hockey Hall’er The Ungreat One: Gretzky fukked a puck
Godbot Watch: Kindly Update your “D&D” to “Harry Potter”
Did Ted Cruz, USA Prez-idate, Just volunteer to be Assassinated?
Creative Activist Watch: Manchester England UK!
Tabbing Through the Tabloids: Bruce/Belinda Jenner
Dear Templeton Foundation – about your mission
Gotcha: The Hat Trick
Citizen Kane Spoiler: Rosebud wasn’t the Sled
ReligionWatch: The Pope vs Dali Lama
Godbot Watch: Ken Ham
False Prophet Watch: Dr. Oz was never a medical doctor
Anyone else bored of Affluent Brat-o-Crats?
Gamering: The Tribe 8 RPG
The Canadian Identity Revealed
The Scoundrel Defence Dismantled
WastrelWatch: Michael The Boob, Eh?
Dear Fat White Guys Who All Look and Sound Alike:
PrimateWatch: The Age of the Chimp Dawns
Is it time to restrict Men from the Public Square?
ReligionWatch: FSM – USA President Obama is a Pirate
Control vs Influence: O Canada, eh?
GlobeWatch: Wot’s New Down Under – ‘Stralia?
The Beasty Slippery Slope Fallacy
Religionwatch: Pizza Bigots Pwn Other Bigots
ElvisWorld: Spring Renews and Reboots
ReligionWatch: Presleytarian Extremist Fringe
Stupid Pride: The Picking On Order
Workforce Adjustments: Charity Burn Out
United States of Ammosexuals vs Canadian Back Bacon
Shut In Stand Up: the grocery store trip
2 Dad Babies: What If…
Dear Sarah Palin: Shouldn’t You be in the Kitchen?
Canada Etiquette: The Three Forbidden Topics
The Do Not Get In-between Scale
LezBurbia: Costco – WTF?
LezFlirt: Prince Not So Charming
celebrity and politics… then and now. eh?
Queen Emma of England has an awesome ring to it
Economics Watch: Canada, eh? Edition
Feb 12, 2015
Public Works – From Antiquity to Eternity
Hey There Bieber Boy
Modernizing Inter-Demographic Hatred
Alt.Medicine: Dried Poacher Testicles cures AIDs
Blogosphere: Irony Metre Explodes
Je Suis Charlie
MusicWorld: Is this Kanye West’s Milli Vanille Moment?
Dear Denmark and Russia: you can suck it
Proof that all that glitters is not gold
is the BC Government trying to get us drunk?
Dear Agoraphobic Diary: Joan Rivers Day
Modesty: Oppressed vs consentual discrimination
Where is Godzilla when we need him?
Places I google mapped before my own address
Queen with a View
Religionwatch: The motivational Industry
Elvis Presley on wellness
Imagine the Horror…
Jokes: Why Humour is Subjective
Safe to laugh at
Dallas and Knots Landing
Poe’s Law and Resolving Cognitive Dissonance
Vikings Score Again
From Nosey Landlady to The Shut In Stand Up
Gagging: The Canadian Hat Trick Joke Structure
The Fit Fat Funk
The Penguin Party
The “too far” Joke
Total Perspective Vortex: Now online
Resolving Cognitive Dissonance
Sports: the Double Smock View
80s Teenaged Memories
Lezzie Bruce on the NSA
Making Manic Depression Do the Cooking
Living Well: Party Penguins
Who’s Your Meme Daddy?
What is Royal Really?
Bears Bears Bears
Wading in on Megyn Kelly
it’s about safety
Immortalized in Stone
Word of the day: Misanthrope
You tell me
in sight of insight
The Dentist Paradox
The catless crazy cat lady
What do atheists have for brunch?
The banana joke
Reuse, Recyle and Repurpose
The Lesbian Nooner
Nina’s True Tech Support Tales!
Does these mean catalog burnings?
Doing what bears do
Columbus can Suck It
Am I the Only One?
From Ms to Miss
The Locker Lure
The only cool Duckface People
Droll King Lesbian
Dear Agoraphobic Diary – Sept 5 2013
Lezzie Bruce: Het Vaginas Monolog while Lesbian Vaginas Dialog
Earth = Egg
Welcome to Public Service Appreciation Week
Creature Feature: Homo Sapiens
Connecting to mainstream humour
Honestly: Why are there still straight people?
Happy Elvis Death Day Contest
A Geeky Example
File Under: Save Before You Post
How Elvis ruined society
All I hear is Paul Lynde
Coping with Cognitive Dissonance
The Humour Hat Trick
Speed way to silliness
the sharpest edge of funny
Girls Girls Girls
Lezzie Bruce does Rita Rudner
Nurturing Nature – Up Pompeii
Hail Kitty Kitty
America vs Canada: Sex in Politics
Theory of Relatability: Player One seeking Player Two
Humour – it lifts and separates
Lezzie Bruce sez: Royal Families of Europe? I hear banjos
Long Live the King! Lezzie Bruce: Droll King Lesbian
The Shut In Stand Up Vol 1
Truth is not as subjective as people think
Save the Oceans
Lesbian worship – Ikea and beyond
Lezzie Bruce on gadgets
Hello? Is this reality
The Wally Way
Correlation vs Causation
coincidence + correlation = freaking funny
Crazy Cat Lady Life
Life…not unlike a Steve Jackson Find Your own Fate Book
I’d Like to Teach the World: Sustainability
Songs are poems set to music
Peter Principle: You will be promoted to the highest level of your incompetence
The secret to comedy is essential painful truth
I think therefore I am, I think…
Introducing Lezzie Bruce
Reality is Subjective
Don’t Talk to Me about Reality
SISU Masochist Meme
Shut In Stand Up – Now available in memes
Always Welcome to our house
The Solution Paladin is in
Anti-Bully Campaign Videos
Reflections upon a happy childhood
Mental Health and the Creative Arts
unrepentant carnivore turned vegetarian
Crazy Cat Lady
Mass Production or Production of the Masses
Silence is Staying Sweet
Effort over Impact
Live laugh Love
People need to be free
Tryggvason is my people. My name is Nina
Agoraphobic Philosopher – 2b or Not 2b – in the big blue room
The Shut In Stand Up
Hatrick – Left, Right then straight to the heart of it…
Crazy Cat Lady
I don’t anthropomorphize homo sapiens
cats and crunchies
Save the date
for the archived original blog:
the Shut In Stand Up