Will Stephen Harper’s new Donahue Hair make people think that there are kinder gentler conservatives?
Harper Hair Helmet thinks so!
Wait – didn’t he make a big deal to George W Bush that his name was Stephen not Steve?
Steve is so blue collar and of the people
Stephen is elitist
but the v is more masculine than the ph ffff
“Steve” would have a dog
“Stephen” would have a cat… or maybe a bird