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Advanced Flirting

In flirting parlance, the Cruise of Death is a flirtation so beyond mere flirting that the target of the cruise feels like you’ve just had sex with them.

It’s a combination of your personal magnitude and your gaze. You make intense eye contact briefly, then when you know they are watching, drop your gaze to their feet and slowly work your way back up their body. Slowly, as if your eyes were two tongues.

By the time you get back to your target’s eyes, her face should be flushed, eyes dilated with slightly faster breathing than before.

Not feeling up to that yet? Refresh with the Flirt Concepts below:

My Least Successful Flirt

Where to Flirt

Why You Should Flirt

Straight Debate

and remember:

I read about a study done on sheep sexuality in New Zealand.

Female sheep, when they want to have sex, apparently just stand still.

Since they all just stand still, waiting for someone else to make a move; there’s no way to know if the sheep are straight or lesbian.

We’re not sheep, so get out there and flirt.