Preventing Genitalia Grabbing and unwanted touching…
What Do White People eat for breakfast?
Eggs, bacon and toast with coffee.
How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you get, when you play Country and Western Backwards?
You get your job back, your wife back, your kids back and your dog is still alive.
First Lady Trophy Wife #3?
What do you get, when you play New Age Music backwards?
(easy answer) New Age Music
(smart answer) The B-side.
How do you know when a white person is in the shower?
They get out to pee.
Republicans: A government obstruction, in great need of an enema.